I don't jog, I blog. Besides, there's an extra letter there, that should account for something!
I don't laugh, I LOL! Got to admit, its not as loud or annoying!
I don't talk, I type. Its faster, and nobody makes fun of my pronounciation, just my spelling.
I don't window shop, I surf. I don't get tired, and there are no obnoxious sales people shadowing me like a lost puppy.
I don't mingle, I chat! And if I don't like someone, I ignore!
I don't have a street address, I have a web address. Its not rural, it URL.
I don't have a first name, just a screen name. I don't remember my last name, does it end with .com?
I have more passwords than James Bond, and I have more email accounts than Bill Gates. Who needs a car to drive when you have a 40 GB hard drive?
My name is Dorn, and I am a blogging addict.
11 comments:
These are very clever. :)
Dorn you are so funny..LOL...you ought to send that one in to Reader's Digest or something it's good!.....Sandi
Hilarious!! even though there's no actual effective treatment for the condition, I doubt you want to be cured anyways, lol.
Nani
LOL.. True... All of them!
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I can relate to each and every one of them!
Thats so cute! I should write that down, lol
I am Michelle and I am an addict too :)
Chelle
http://journals.aol.com/chellebelle1977/chellesjournal
Oh Dorn!
This was brilliant! You are the blogging queen!
~jerseygirl
http://journals.aol.com/cneinhorn/WonderGirl
Me too! But please don't make me take any of those 12 steps...they're too far from my FTP space. :D
~tara :)
Thank you for adding a comment to my Journal...though I have no idea who you are, it was nice to see that strangers are out there reading this...I enjoyed yours as well...found alot of it very funny! Would it be okay to add your link to mine? :)
Thanks for the reading and keep on blogging!!
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