Friday, December 31, 2004


I propose a toast to all of the AOL Journalists out there, may you have a safe and prosperous New Year, may all of your stories be happy, may you never run out of RAM or GB, may your surge protector never surge, may your family respect your cyber-space and allow you quality online time... may your computer seat always be vacate and waiting for you... may you never have to wait in line to use the computer, may your mailbox always be full of mail from friends (and that doesn't include FWD's), may your virus detector never find anything worth detecting, may your firewall burn bright, and may your next year be full of LOL's and ROTFLMAO's!

Blog on my friends,

Saturday, December 18, 2004


Even with my spam filters on I'm still getting email from online pharmacies pushing Viagra and Vicodin.  At least I'm not getting any more for those penile enlargement drugs.  They don't work, I still haven't grown one.  I want my money back!